"Please listen carefully to the automated menu
items available to you. If your mouth is currently
sealed shut with silver duct tape please '1'. If it is
sealed shut with white medical tape press '2'..."
Ever been stuck in one of those automated phone system, listening to all the options that computer voice lists for you when you just know the last one is always the one you need, and thinking why the hell does all this matter? Those damn automated phone menu systems have wasted more time in my life, accumulatively, than probably anything else.