What does a necromancer do to relax on the weekend? Maybe he goes bowling!
Why should a baker get to re-write a system of measurement? A 'baker's dozen'? No engineer would stand for such tomfoolery!
Every year I get to design our family Christmas card that we send out to family. Here is the design I came up with for this year. Happy Holidays everyone!
Here is the outside front of the card:
...and here is the inside of the card: